Bodybuilding Coach Mick Hart’s Special Touch
To Mick Hart,
I am writing to tell you that you mag is total garbage and that your advice is total garbage. I just thought that I would let you know!
Name surprisingly withheld
Dear Mr Withheld,
I sincerely thank you for your honest and straight to the point thoughts on the No Bull and me personally. I admire that in a man (and I honestly use that word loosely). I agree that the mag is garbage and that the advice I give is total garbage, I am total garbage - but hey, we all love total garbage.
Talking of garbage? I suggest that you go home to your wife and give her a good seeing to (that is a fuck to you), as I have already been there and the FACT that I have already been there, your cock inserted therein would be likened to hanging a sausage out of the front window after I have been there. But alas, she was ugly, your kids are ugly and, I am assuming, you are ugly too. Nice family! NOT!
I would suggest having a wank in future to save you from her bad breath. By the way, I wiped my dick on your curtains! One final point? You are still buying this crap and I thank you for it. PS - I suggest also that you go and see my mate the very inexpensive doctor and have those crap sperms seen to. Might save problems in the future. And After all that I would point out that I do not hide from criticism although I do give as good as I get.
God Bless,
Mick Hart.
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November 13th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Mick
hey buddy i have to tell you that sense i have signed up for your emails and no bull magazines i have let all those other magazines go ….i have known for years they were nothing more then 5 dollars worth of advertising,bullshit routines and lies about steriod use….
but i do have a question i would like to ask personally if you would write to my email address yourself or someone from your staff…. I just want to know that this is a secure line of communication….
Keep up the good work….
thanks ….Jack
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November 13th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Thanks Mick!!!
I have just pissed myself laughing, and will now clean myself up.
Great reply mate!
November 14th, 2008 at 4:45 am
I love your stuff Mick. Biggest problem I have is getting gear hear in Canada, the bloody customs people are snagging everything, I have had 2 siezure notes so far and am worried about getting zapped, any suggestions you have about suppliers who can guarentee delivery or better yet anyone in Canada who can supply would be greatly appreciated.
Keep up the good work, and screw the wankers.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Mick
Your a f%^#ing ( fucking ! ) hard man.
You are straight to the point and there is NO BULL …
With you hey?
Cheers Chuck