To Mick Hart,
I am writing to tell you that you mag is total garbage and that your advice is total garbage. I just thought that I would let you know!

Name surprisingly withheld

Dear Mr Withheld,
I sincerely thank you for your honest and straight to the point thoughts on the No Bull and me personally. I admire that in a man (and I honestly use that word loosely). I agree that the mag is garbage and that the advice I give is total garbage, I am total garbage – but hey, we all love total garbage.

Talking of garbage? I suggest that you go home to your wife and give her a good seeing to (that is a fuck to you), as I have already been there and the FACT that I have already been there, your cock inserted therein would be likened to hanging a sausage out of the front window after I have been there. But alas, she was ugly, your kids are ugly and, I am assuming, you are ugly too. Nice family! NOT!

I would suggest having a wank in future to save you from her bad breath. By the way, I wiped my dick on your curtains! One final point? You are still buying this crap and I thank you for it. PS – I suggest also that you go and see my mate the very inexpensive doctor and have those crap sperms seen to. Might save problems in the future. And After all that I would point out that I do not hide from criticism although I do give as good as I get.

God Bless,
Mick Hart.

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