Hardcore Mick’s Got The Answer…

IS IT REALLY NECESSARY MICK?
I have had to write in and express my personal opinion of the last few NO Bull issues that you have released and the some of the content, i.e. pictures, that you have chosen to publish. I know that bodybuilding has most definitely changed over the last few years but I must say that of late, YOU have shown our sport in a light that I feel is most derogatory to us as bodybuilders.

The pictures of the ladies in some of the adverts and articles is not necessary and quite offensive. I am sure that the majority of the readers of the NO BULL would agree that the last few magazines have taken a turn for the worst and would like to see a change.

If I may suggest a few more interviews with “pro stars” and their training routines for example. That would be more interesting than looking at some of the pictures have been seen of late to which do the sport absolutely no good whatsoever. I am sure that if you look at it in it’s context, you will agree. Now let’s please get back to bodybuilding as it was originally designed to be viewed as (for want of a better phrase). It is no wonder that we do not see the mag in the national newsagents. I trust that you will appreciate my views and act accordingly.

Respectfully yours,
lan B, Plymouth

Dear Mr. B,

I thank you most sincerely for your letter to which I am most proud of and have ACTUALLY framed and put onto my office wall – it is, for want of a better phrase – A FUCKING GEM!! It is also the type of letter that boosts me and keeps me going. I would like to thank you again and for giving me the opportunity to answer such a load, er, lot of interesting points that, BEAR IN MIND, I have had the BALLS (for want of a better word). Now then, the reason for the pictures and why – ready?

Simple really, because I feel that they make a nice change to what YOU are most probably used to seeing – maybe the other side and a different sex eh? I wonder, do you spend your free time sitting outside schools with a long range telephoto lens for kicks?

Do you really want the mag to go the way of the other mags? If so why not just read the ONE! If I went that way, then ALL bodybuilding mags would be the same and there is no way that the NO BULL magazine will end up THAT way. The NO BULL is what it is, it will stay as it is no matter what dumb fucked up shirt lifting wank bags like you think about it! I wonder why you cannot accept the fact that I DO NOT want the NBC to go the way of the others. I respect their views and let them get on with it. If they want to print page after page of bicep curls, so be it – print the fucking things. I will when the need be.

As for the national newsagents? Well that’s a fucking laugh for a start. I have said this before and will again, that you cannot get a good mag like this of their shelves, but you can get a copy of “Gruesome Granny Fanny of the Month” or “Fetish Monthly” with pictures of people with sellotaped, stapled and glued up nob ends every time with no problem whatsoever. Subscribe do ya?

Anyway, I must confess that your dislike of the birds and ferret that we have shown of late must be an upset and I do not want to upset you so I have a couple of really mucky ones for you here. I do hope that you are very happy and bash the bishop to your hearts content.

My sincere thanks again for your letter. Have a happy millenium, get happy, get drunk and do try to GET A LIFE!! Now please, excuse the phrase coming, but FUCK OFF (for want of a better word) my old dearie and don’t die because I want a reply.

Take Care And Enjoy Paris,
Mick

GEAR & SIDE EFFECTS?
I’d like to know if you know of any bodybuilders who have messed themselves up from taking to much gear. Every heard of anyone getting prostate cancer, having a stroke or heart attack, having liver or kidney failure, or any of the supposed documented dangerous life threatening side effects of gear abuse?

Concerned User – USA

Dear Mr. User,

Sorry concerned user, but all these things CAN affect us unfortunately but under certain conditions. They are mainly based around the facts that if that person does not heed advice and just pumps in crap after crap after, well you know, then yes, big fucking problems will ensue. In all of my 20+ years in this game and of ALL the steroids that I have taken, I have had nothing much more than a bad headache and maybe the odd ‘loose willy’ a couple of times. The reason why GOOD steroid
books are what they are is because the AUTHORS take the time and effort to ensure that the dosages are well and truly tested – on GOOD GEAR!

Pumping more in that is needed is just a bonus for the hairy assed toss potted sperm bubble that pumps it into themselves for no reason except for the fact that they like to boast they take more gear than anyone else! Fuck ‘em I say. You will not get any bad side effects if you listen to good advice. Contact me if you need any further help or secondly, listen to some of the sense coming out of this newsgroup – I can see that there are some up and coming nice guys if you ask me. By the way, should any of you have a story, pictures, article, point of view please send it in to the NO BULL Collection. You will see it in print and receive a free mag and a t-shirt. extra massive fucker size that is ( well medium at least) train hard and be strong.

God Bless My Friend,
Mick Hart.

Cummon guys…leave some comments about your experiences in the gym and I’ll send Paris Hilton round to ya gym for a workout!!!

“For anyone considering steroid use” this is a must read…
Layman’s Guides to Steroids I and II…WARNING: Do not read this unless you are ready to gain some serious lean muscle…
Layman’s Guides to Steroids III (new)

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