HOW MUCH ANADROL 50?
Hello everyone! Mick, I just wanted to say that you rule and are the coolest guru around! Anadrol is hard to come by in the US – it was recently re-approved for use by prescription but the tablets cost $10 a bloody pill!! I was lucky enough to recently get a hold of about 30 of them. What do you think would be the best way to use them? Go psycho and take 3 a day for 10 days? 2 a day for 15 days? Or pyramid up and down staring with 1 a day and going up to 3 a day and then back to 1 a day. I would be stacking them with some test enanthate.
Chris, USA

Dear Chris,
First of all, hello to you. Second and thirdly, I know and I know! Cheers mate. Now then, your question on the Anadrol (oxy 50). I get asked this one a lot and say the same time after time. Anadrol is one of, if not, THE strongest steroid available and not respecting that fact can certainly lead to problems in the long and short term. Because of it’s strength, it makes sense NOT to stick to much in at once (a problem that my wife has had for soooooo long – ahem!).

If you are susceptible to water retention, for instance, to much to quick can boost your weight up so fast you wont know what has hit you. Nor will you understand why your weight has dropped so fast too. It is all down to the fact that many forget the potency of this steroid. Increasing it slowly and surely AND gaining the weight slowly too, will result in a safer, more long term weight retention. All to often, beginners are attracted to this steroid thinking of a quicker way to gains – in all cases it is not so. I agree that it IS one of the best for strength dn size, but to respect it is the wisest way.

Pyramiding up and down is the best method especially when you are stacking it with other gears. Using half a tab to start, moving up to one full tab even in the first week is a far better method than blowing your balls off after a few weeks. Believe me this is the safest way of trying Anadrol 50. I said in my first book that it could “… grow muscles on a tomato.” and it still can, but you don’t want them on a tomato, so follow this advice – please!

I have been injecting steroids now for about six months and my butt has become quite sore at times. Is there another area that you can safely inject so that I can relieve the injection sight. I have been told that you can inject in the leg, but they did not know whereabouts. Can you help?
David, Hastings.

Dear David,
Yes mate you can inject in other places but as always, care must be taken in ALL cases. In the upper thigh, you must inject on the OUTSIDE of the upper thigh NEVER ON THE INSIDE, you could kill yourself if you inject there because there are main arteries that, if punctured, would bleed you to death – NEVER EVER go there, and I ain’t kidding! The shoulders are another option as there is little fat in that area and shorter, thinner needles can be used with no real problems.

I find the delts a great injection site for gear such as Winstrol Depot. I use the small insulin needles for this and it works great. Personally, I prefer the outer shoulder (deltoid) as an alternative to the leg for two main reasons:
1. It does not hurt as much and
2. I am a coward!

PS – Please take note of the picture that follows for safety reasons remembering that relationships can and do get a little heated as one reader found out. His wife was complaining about the training and so he complained about the food! She told him to “go shove the training up his arse” and he said, well you can see the result. And they said that training was not dangerous!

GEAR AND SIDE EFFECTS?
I’d like to know if you know of any bodybuilders who have messed themselves up from taking to much gear. Ever heard of anyone getting prostate cancer, having a stroke or heart attack, having liver or kidney failure, or any of the supposed documented dangerous life threatening side effects of gear abuse?
Concerned User

Dear Concerned,
Sorry concerned user, but all these things CAN affect us unfortunately but under certain conditions. They are mainly based around the facts that if that person does not heed advice and just pumps in crap after crap after, well you know, then yes, big fucking problems will ensue. In all of my 20 plus thousand years in this game and of ALL the steroids that I have taken, I have had nothing much more than a bad headache and maybe the odd ‘loose willy’ a couple of times.

The reason why GOOD steroid books are what they are is because the AUTHORS take the time and effort to ensure that the dosages are well and truly tested – on GOOD GEAR! Pumping more in that is needed is just a bonus for the hairy assed toss pots that pump it in them for no reason except for the fact that they like to boast they take more gear than anyone else. Fuck ‘em I say. you will not get any bad side effects if you listen to good advice. I like the stories that come back about Mick Hart’s ‘dosages’ being for pussies! My answer to that is simple.

Those who disagree about my stacks, please be honest and say that you have had problems, cannot get a horn, sweat like fuck, smell even worse due to the bacteria that is being pumped out of your body and finally have zits the size of footballs on yer backs due to the EXCESSIVE amounts of gear that you had been misinformed about in the past! Sorry but true eh!

Please feel free to contact me if you need any further help or secondly, listen to some of the sense coming out of this mag! By the way, should any of you have a story, pictures, article, point of view please send it in to the NO BULL Collection.

Important rules for injecting purposes only!
… Warm your fluid to body temperature
… Keep the area clean …
… Keep the kids away
… DON’T fuck kangaroos while on steroids – have a bit of common sense for God’s sake and wait till you are on your off cycle!
Tut, some people eh??

PLEASE NOTE THAT NO ANIMAL WAS HURT DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS MAGAZINE – SAFE SEX WAS PRACTICED THROUGHOUT….. WE ALL WORE BOXING GLOVES AND HEAD GEAR!!

Train Real Hard And God Bless You All,
Mick.

“For anyone considering steroid use” this is a must read…
Layman’s Guides to Steroids I and II

WARNING: Do not read this unless you are ready to gain some serious lean muscle…
Layman’s Guides to Steroids III (new)