There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his “thingy”. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his “thingy” which he left sticking up.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the “thingy” sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, “There’s no justice in the world”. The other lady asked what she meant. She said, when I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I’m too old to squat.
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Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says, “Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind.”
“Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,” replies the little old lady with a grin.
“Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one from behind.”
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady’s hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal.
Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don’t move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this – not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, “I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years’ time!”
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, “Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What’s your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?” The pensioner replies, “Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn’t electrified!”
Merry Christmas and God Bless
Mick Hart
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Thanks for all the fun and serious info too. I\’m not sure if this is the place to submit questions but You don\’t unless you try huh?
Anyhow,
Seriously wanting to try a cycle especially now that I have such a good resource for safe and accurate info. First, I understand oral steroids are a bit more risky due to the stress they cause on the liver. Second not too comfy with the Mexico trip either,( Since I Live in Tucson right on the border). Third not sure how to approach someone who merely looks like they\’re on gear… Ha!! Is there a reliable online source for the injectables???
Thanks Mick,
Sincerely,
C.L