Mick Harts “No Bull” Training Session – The Conclusion

Dear Mick,
I wanted to know if the amounts of anabolic steroid excreted in semen and then say ingested or absorbed vaginally, are significant enough to effect a woman. (as though she were taking small amounts).

I have started breaking out albeit especially on my back, shoulders, chest and albeit on the face. I’ve never been like this in my life. My boyfriend takes Deca and Dianabol (I believe are the names).

Is it possible that I am inadvertently taking anabolic steroids through my boyfriends excretions? The only answer I received from pharmacists was, “Well when your boyfriend has liver disease and a heart attack from taking steroids meant for large animal use only, then you won’t have to worry anymore!!”

Any info is appreciated,
Val, via e-mail (name changed for obvious)

Dear Tina,
First of all, for a pharmacist and I suppose a scientist, all I can say that he is a total, 100% unequaled TWAT for not having the least bit of concern. Please tell him from me will you? What a jerk off!

In a word – yes it can actually do this, but it wont harm you in any way really, although the spots and stuff can be a pain. The amount of testosterone that you will be getting is really quite small, but obviously affecting you as it is. It will have been filtered quite a lot before it gets to you. If any more problems occur or get worse, then you will have to confront your guy before it gets any worse.

Be straight with him. The only other thing, of course, is to use condoms which will sort out the problem straightaway. Don’t want to be a Marjorie Proops here, but if he won’t wear a condom and comes back with something like, “well I am not giving up blah, blah”, simple, tell him to fuck himself love! He will get his own back then – if you will pardon the pun!

(PS. Sorry about the joke pic Val).

Dear Mick,
What is it with all of this “muscle enhancing” stuff that I hear about of late? They apparently inject it into a muscle group like the arms and BOOM, same day or next day they are an inch or two bigger. What is it? Does it work? Is it dangerous?

I have heard it is like a jelly of some kind, is this true? I was wondering if I could use it in my day to day training as it would give my shit arms a bit of a boost. Any help would be appreciated Mick.

Gibbo, via e-mail

Dear Gibbo,
Honest opinion mate? Load of fucking shit! A lot are using it now for contests and are looking totally freaky yes, but they do not realise that ALL are laughing at them at the same time.

There are several types that really do different things and to be honest I do not know a great deal about them except for the fact that pumping silicone shit into the arms is a NO NO mate – period! No one knows what can happen in that or any area with stuff such as silicone.

OK breast implants are, to me, bad enough, but an area that is constantly pumped, nahhh, no one knows what can happen mate. Pure bloody idleness it is. I work my arms hard, and at the end of the day I know that ALL of that work is mine, and not a rubbery substance. Yuk!

Some of these injections increase the amount of fluid in that area too. Now for a contest, it should look ripped, most just look a bag of water.

Steroids? A different matter. We have to train hard if we want them to work, if you are on the gear you will (or should) know this. Eating, sleeping, training, resting, you know, all these things go together to assist the gear. With injections like these, makes contest preparation a piece of piss to be honest.

Same goes for implants! Why bother being a bodybuilder when at the end of the day all you have to do (and some are now) have silicone muscles implanted into an area. Who wants to walk around like a fucking jelly baby eh?

Those who have had them done and LIE ABOUT HOW HARD THEY HAVE TRAINED ought to be rubbed down with a wire brush and Dettol and dried off with a HOT hair dryer for their deeds. It gives us REAL bodybuilders yet ANOTHER bad name. Arseholes!!

Having said that, makes me wonder about a silicone dick! You could have an extension with a sort of radio controlled up and down switch! It would not matter then if you could not get a hard on – it would be there 24/7! Hmnn, removable NIPPLES!?! Now, where is that damn catalogue?

Mick Hart

Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.

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