Dear Mick
I am in the military and I face a problem before I even think of trying to do any gear. I am subjected to urine tests for illegal drugs periodically but mostly they look for narcotic use. I know there are people using gear, but I never hear of anyone getting busted for it. We give probably 40 mls and I am wondering if this is enough to really test for testosterone changes. 
You are kicked out if you test positive for illegal substances and I don’t want to waste an 18 year career just because I am fucking fed up with my genetics which I have taken as far as they can go. I was clinging to the hope of lifting and protein but now that I read more and more of your magazine and books, I am sure that the only way to truly get the way you want is with gear.
I don’t want to get crazy, but just gain some mass and cut up. I was looking at a cycle of oral Winstrol, Primabolan and Clenbuterol if I did do this. I already weigh 210 and would like to be about 225 and cut but again my first concern is this urine test. Can you give me some advice Mick.
Name Withheld on Request (Only kidding on the pic mate)
Dear Soldier,
To be honest with you mate, I would not worry about the test. I get absolutely hundreds of these types of e-mails and advise the same way. The Military are looking for HARD drug users and to be honest, quite rightly so. Same goes for the Police, Fire and Ambulance service over here. Shit we would be in a right mess if those (and you) lads were high as a kite and I know that you will agree there.
Even the railway employees have to go through the same tests – thank God! You will be fine and I say not to worry about the tests simply because of what they are looking for mate. Steroids do not give the same problems as hard drugs and they know it. In all my years of advising such matters, NO ONE has ever been kicked out of any service I can assure you.
They would sooner have big strong soldiers, officers than whacked out junkies – I think you will agree also. However, I would increase the fluid that you take in; this will wash the system out a lot more. I always advise that you add the pure lemon juice to it occasionally as this will also help to clear the system out quicker. Adding a little more Vit C will also help a great deal.
Finally, the gears that you ask about would be perfect choices. If you actually do know when the tests will take place, come off the gear about a month before just as an added surety.
G,Day Mick
I was just wondering if Stanazol would help me overcome a torn hamstring muscle? If so what sort of dosages would i require to take? I need to get back on the football field asap .
Steve R – via e-mail
Dear Steve,
Not really mate. The one you want is Deca and at about 200mg every 5 days if that is all you are going to take. Stanazolol is mainly for condition and strength and not for joint recover which is what Deca is used for in the bodybuilding game – along with size gains of course.
Good Luck and God Bless
Mick Hart
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hi mick
i trained for a year but have been away for the passed 9 months. i have purchased dianabol. can i go straight into taking it or do i need to train b4 i take it. how much do i take?
Mick,
No sure if this is the right bit to ask but what is your opinion of the do an ML of Sustenon everyday for three weeks to ge the best out of it because of how the short esters work .
My thoughts were because of the short esters 1 ML every third day should be enough to keep things on a level keel. I was thinking of doing this along with 50mg of Deca with every ML of Sustenon.
with 25mg proviron every day and tamoxifen everyday as well and run it for 10 weeks
What is your opinion ……….it will be much appreciated
Thanks
Wullie
Mate, will the Deca injectable at 200mg. @5 days help the soft tissue injuries I suffered when I crashed my airplane in the jungle of Viet Nam 40 years ago. I broke 5 vertabraes in 2 locations. I’ve worked like a dog on strengthening my abs and erictor muscles so far no help, help please, old broken down Marine, that doesn’t know how to quit trying.