Dear Mick
I currently have read both your books and am looking for a little advice from you if you can spare me the few minutes please !!
I am new to steroids and started using dbol at 40mg (split 4 in am 4 in pm ) a day for 3 days. then the following morning I had massive heart pains in the left side and under my left arm. this would only go away with some pain killers and lasted 3 days.
question 1 – do i ditch it and never use it again or do i only use 1/2 the amount and take it 1 tablet per day and stagger it.
question 2 – after spending 20k on fertility treatment my wife is finally pregnant at 9 weeks, i now after waiting 3 years would like to start using some form of steroid.
can u recommend something that wont crush my nuts so that if the pregnancy doesn’t work i wont have to worry about my sperm count.
PS… I really enjoy your off the cufff humour in your articles.
Regards and good luck
George.
Hi George,
Well, interesting points but easily answered really.
First of all I question the dboll that you are using, I have to because it is rare that people get those types of problems within the first usage BUT nevertheless I would advise that you come off them and clean your system out for now. If you decide to go back on the gear again i suggest using Stromba or Winstrol (same thing different manufacturer) which is easier on the system than dianabol. Some people just do not suit dboll at anytime.
But the other point is that your family or future family is more important and I suggest that you hold back a little until your wife is on the home straight, then you can return for a second run.
Crushed Nuts? Hmnn, I also suggest that another reason for you having hold back is that if you take the gear now and upset any chance of a child for the future you will certainly get “crushed nuts” if your wife finds out and the only thing crushed nuts are good for then is on an ice cream.
Suggestion no.3: Buy an ice cream van
Best of luck and let me know how you get on (with the baby I mean not the ice cream van)
LOL
Train hard and be strong,
- Mick Hart.
Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.
“For anyone considering steroid use” this is a must read…
Layman’s Guides to Steroids I and II
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Layman’s Guides to Steroids III (new)


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hi not a reply but a question,was my belief that when u took a coarse of steroids ,that u stayed off 4 about 6 mths ,but ive heard down the gym that most only have a few weeks off then have an other stint on gear.is this were im going wrong ,cheers wayne.
Hi, i have not used steroids before, i bought some methandienone down at the local gym. i was told too start with 5 tabs (5mg each) for 5 days, then 6 tabs for 5 days, 7 for 5 days and so on until i reached 10 tabs for 5 days then, 9 tabs for 5 days and back down to 5 tabs for 5 days. is this right?
also, when i reached 8 tabs a day, i got a pain in my groin that felt like i had been kicked in the bollocks, so i stopped taking the roids. i also suffered from palpatations a number of times, having said that, i did suffer from palpatations before using the steroids. are these symptoms common?
also, is it advisable to take milk frittel to help my liver?
Ross
Manchester, UK